Intro / Dead People - Louis C.K.

Thank you.

Hi.

Thank you very much.

Uh, thank you.

Hello, everybody.

Um, Hello.

I mean, by

everybody, I mean, uh, you guys.

Uh, I mean everybody who’s here.

Really I shouldn’t say

“everybody,” Because most people are not here.

By a pretty huge majority, most people are not

here.

Most people are in China, actually.

It’s true.

Actually, that’s not true.

Most people are

dead.

Did you know that?

It’s true.

Out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are

dead.

There are way more dead people.

And you’re all gonna die, and… and then you’re gonna

be dead for way longer than your life.

Like, that’s mostly What you’re ever gonna be.

You’re just

dead people That didn’t die yet.

That’s… There are so many dead people.

Ray Charles is dead.

Hitler.

Bunch of other ones.

But mostly those two guys.

And… It’s true.

Ray Charles and Hitler are

both dead.

And really it’s the only thing they have in common, because otherwise they’re very

different dudes.

Many contrasts between Hitler And Ray Charles.

I’m gonna tell you a few of ’em.

Um, Ray Charles was black.

Hitler was not.

Hitler killed several Jews.

Too many.

I’ll say too many.

He killed an excessive amount of Jews.

He really… Beat that thing to the ground.

He killed way-

He just-no moderation.

Ray Charles, meanwhile, hardly any Jews.

He killed so few Jews.