Girlfriend's Finished With Him -

The difference between us and all the other bands

Is that we’re different

You can tell by the way we do our interviews

That we are different

Underneath the underlying tones and dizzy melodies

Next to the intelligent guitars

You’ll find frailty, beauty, sex as art

And something or other about dolphins

Parlourmaids, dandelions, things 'bout my mind

And a dead girl’s soul that lives inside me

And we don’t really know what it’s meant to be

But it’s an absolute depth of intensity

But at the end of the night

When the rider’s been ridden

We claim our fee and we get back in the van again

Inspired by no-one, other groups bore us

How can you say we sound like Frazier Chorus?

‘Cos at the end of the night you claim your poke

You get back in to the Wim van Hanegem

Rockabilly Jim from the pub quiz team

Told me something more interesting than your songs ever could

Telly Savalas is set to spearhead

An ‘Oi' revival down Whitechapel Way

Telly Savalas is set to spearhead

An ‘Oi' revival down Whitechapel Way

Ol' Television is set to spearhead

An ‘Oi' revival down Whitechapel Way

Who loves yer costermonger?