Callin' In Sick - Buck-O-Nine

Im calling in sick

Im calling in sick

This is mike and im calling in sick

My leg got hurt got hit by a brick

This is mike and im calling in sick

I spent four years in the USMC

I learned how to fight

I learned how to drink

And when i got a real job i couldn’t believe

So every monday morning

This is what youll here from me

Ive never had a job

More than minimum wage

Ive never worked an 8 hour day

And if my boss says son you gotta work late

As quick as i could say it

This is what youd here me say

Its 9:15 and im late again

I think ill finish that fifth of gin

Then ill call my boss and ill tell him again

Ill tell him that im not coming in