Isn't It a Pity - Dead Or Alive

(I must admit we do get along, he’s quite a man!

No saint of course, but you must have expected that before you married him

Maybe that was why you married him…)

I’m a kind of hybrid of a cartoon and a feature

Some have thought me lovely, others saw an ugly creature

Some have thought me right at times and others found me tired

And I couldn’t count the times that my backside has been admired

Beauty is glitter in my eyes

I really wanted roses but you sent me custard pies

Isn’t it a pity that I’m not the prettiest girl in the world, sometimes I feel

when I

Kick up my heels in the sun

I’m the loveliest one

Isn’t it a pity that I’m not the prettiest girl in the world?

But sometimes I

feel when I

Kick up my heels in the sun

I’m the loveliest one

I’m a kind of cross between a pupil and a teacher

Some have found me lovely, others saw an ugly creature

I have found my image has obscured all that I am

But who said you can’t mix vinegar with jam?

Beauty is glitter in my eyes

I really wanted roses but you sent me custard pies

Isn’t it a pity that I’m not the prettiest girl in the world?

But sometimes I

feel when I

Kick up my heels in the sun

I’m the loveliest one

Isn’t it a pity that I’m not the prettiest girl in the world, sometimes I feel

when I

Kick up my heels in the sun

I’m the loveliest one

Isn’t it a pity (the London image makers…

Face is made for mirror breakage

You know their magazines

Can not affect my self esteem!)

Beauty…

I’m a kind of hybrid of a cartoon and a feature

Some have thought me lovely, others saw an ugly creature

Some have thought me right at times and others found me tired

And I couldn’t count the times that my backside has been admired

Beauty is glitter in my eyes

I really wanted roses but you sent me custard pies

Isn’t it a pity that I’m not the prettiest girl in the world, sometimes I feel

when I

Kick up my heels in the sun

I’m the loveliest one

Isn’t it a pity that I’m not the prettiest girl in the world?

But sometimes I

feel when I

Kick up my heels in the sun

I’m the loveliest one